Here is a funny hospital story that I’ve held off on, In March, April and May I infuriated my Doctors, the nursing staff and of course my family. Rule one of Paul in a hospital: “Put nothing up my nose.” For if you do, I’ll remove it within seconds! I had no idea that it bothered me as that was my first time to spend an overnight in a hospital. I’ve had three hernia operations in the past (Bless you Workman’s Comp.) but they were all out patient operations. If something was up my nose I don’t remember it!
The other no-no is pain pills, as they make me goofy and wild. (To include removing stuff from my nose)
I was on codeine after one operation, and thought that the TV announcements of that nights programming was actually the full show, and later that night I’d thought that I had already seen them all.
But this is to let you know that I’ll not be responding to any comments, due to something up my nose (You know they’ll try!) But hopefully I’ll wake up groggy and learn that the operation was a success, and that there is an Ice Cold SMB in the distant future. I will not convey this beer desire to my doctors, for if I do they will tell me that beer is a no-no, but if they never mention beer, than it must be okay. At least that will be my logic.
I have an article in the wings for after I’m home, and don’t feel like writing (The things I do for Sir Bob!)
As this medical stuff closes for the last time (I dearly hope) I will tell you one and all………. “I’m so X-zited”