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It Did Smell Bad

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Paul Thompson is taking a well deserved week off, so I decided to re-run this early article of his, originally published in August 2009. This story is our first story about Paul’s (in)famous “new-old car”. It is a classic. Paul will be back again next week with a new post!  

It did smell bad.

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A year or so ago here in Luzon, my cell phone chirps, I answer, and my wife informs me our car is stuck at the back gate of Subic Freeport by the Bridge. Ten minutes of questions as to the reason, and “It smells bad!” seemed to sum it up. Gee, I just washed it too! Jun and Tony show up from the Goodyear shop up the road, and agree with my wife, “It did smell bad!” My suggestion was to get a new air freshener. To the rescue comes my friend Tom, my hero, my idol, or my idle hero, and offers his truck as a tow to Goodyear. Tom! “Did it smell bad?”

All this took place around 11 am; at 3 pm I’m informed by phone that the bad smell is my transmission. Goodyear has a diagnostic sniff machine that found the trouble Ricky tic.

Replace the transmission? Let’s discuss the options, (1) eight hundred thousand Peso’s to replace the car, (2) P36, 250.00 to replace the transmission? Option (2), I’ll vote for that. Now the car is an older model and with the exception of the just mentioned transmission, it looks and runs well. And it’s paid for! We only drive it 40 or 50 miles a month. Let’s call the repair guy!

The repair Guy is in Manila and will track down the replacement transaxle, I was informed that front wheel drives don’t have at transmission, yet I did explain that my car is four wheel drive and it could be a transmission? I was shouted down. My bad!

Talk about luck, they told me that I am going to receive a 90 day or ten thousand mile warranty, whichever comes first, I guess I’m blessed! As I was thinking of running a taxi service around Luzon for the next three months to rack up the ten thousand miles, or I should I just go with the 90 days?

Went to retrieve my freshly repaired auto from the shop and was informed that my transaxle/transmission trouble was caused by my not, (“Yes, I said not!”) using the overdrive feature on my car. I glanced up to the heavens and asked for forgiveness in advance. Would I be wise to point out that their road system is not quite ready, for its citizens to be cruising at 60 mph, for 30 or 40 miles at a stretch?

Maybe the police will understand that’s the reason I failed to stop, give way, and forced three cars off the road, was because my mechanic advised me to use my overdrive? I promise I’ll drive with my car alarm on, to warn those ahead! Well, I did choose to live here and am kinda’ glad I did.

Paul Thompson

Paul Thompson; has resided in the Philippines since 1993, living close to Subic Bay. I’m married to a wonderful girl named Maria (AKA Mayang).Who is from Gordon Heights in Olongapo where she grew up with her Mom & Dad and seven siblings Our two daughters are both grown up and have left the nest, the eldest married to a wonderful guy named Chris, and they have blessed us with our granddaughter Heather Colleen Our youngest daughter and her husband Cecil have blessed us with a grandson named. Jayden Logan. I’m a retired U.S. NAVY Senior Chief after 22 years of active duty. After retirement from the Navy I lived for 7 years in Puerto Rico as a Night Club owner. Then Hurricane Hugo told me to find a new line of work, I was hired by Military Sealift Command and went back to sea in Asia as a Merchant Seaman for 10 years. After 30 plus years at sea I buried my anchor on a mountain in the Philippines and am now residing in Dinalupihan (or DinBat for short), Roosevelt, Bataan where we built our home. And last but not least, anything I writes will be pure "Tongue in Cheek "If anybody is offended, I'll lose no sleep over it, but here's a quick Mea Culpa in advance!

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Paul
Paul
11 years ago

Hi Paul and welcome aboard! This story beats the one on the other web site! I’m sure you have a locker full!

queeniebee
queeniebee
11 years ago

Hey Paul, You lucked out, as most of us do in the Philippines! Here in the province, we have a second hand Mitsubishi Pajero that looks and runs great thanks to our able team of mechanics that have a shop nearby. Gallo, the owner was a truck mecahnic in Australia for ten years, and between the three of them, they can fix anything, and even make house calls. We take good care of these guys!
Be thankful for your good fortune now, and don’t drive too fast…

james wilkinson
11 years ago

hi paul –i am not a great mech but you might need to check the trans–if that is the trouble try driving a little faster for 60k or so–AMH-2—bubba–welcome –i enjoyed your story

Danny
Danny
11 years ago

Hello Paul,

Great story, you just never know whats going to happen next. Welcome aboard!! I know this is about the Philippines, but being a night club manager in Puerto Rico, especially around San Juan area, I bet you have some great stories to tell about that experience..lol.
Keep the great stories coming, and can’t wait to hear more about your life there in the Philippines.

Salamat kaayo, y adios amigo,
Danny 🙂

queeniebee
queeniebee
11 years ago

Oh, and welcome too Paul! I’ve enjoyed your funny input in the short time since you’ve joined us here, so I forgot that you were a new guest writer!

Jack
Jack
11 years ago

Hi Paul,

If it was Juramie, I can hear her calling me now. I would get one word to describe the bad smell. It is “Baho”. To bad the air freshner ideal wasn’t a long term solution.

Take care and keep up the great work.

Allan Kelly
Allan Kelly
11 years ago

Hi Paul That’s pretty good. “Your equipment broke because you didn’t use it” Here in Canada they wouldn’t go by smell. They would plug in the computor for $150.00 (6600 pesos) and tell you that your rebuilt transaxle will cost you $1800.00 (79,200.00 pesos). It should only take a week. Trust me, you are better off there. I was in the Philippines two years ago at San Narisco. About an hour or so from where you are.Every day that I could, I would go down to the beach at 5:30 with a six pack of San Miquel and what the… Read more »

Paul Thompson
Paul Thompson
11 years ago

Okay, Bob just as long as you never tell anyone that I was an Altar boy prior to joining the NAVY.

Paul Thompson
Paul Thompson
11 years ago

Henceforth I’ll run all Latin spelling checks through,Paul K.

Tommy
11 years ago

HI Paul and welcome aboard ! I know that smell ! i have a collection of bailing wire and duct tape for those situations 😉 36k was a bargain

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